im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao
This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie
#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
I just fell out of my damn chair these are fantastic
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
Someone didn’t get their letter
Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!
Why would you NOT reblog this?
Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so
Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.
I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.
HEY BUT ACTUALLY
This applies to women too.
Statistics aside, women can rape and harass and molest.
Ladies, no means no.
Gentlemen, no means no.
Non-Binary folks, no means no.
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
oh god you still haunt my dreams
That should not be as funny as it is.
Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!
These are probably the best things ever.
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.
Wow, 500 notes
Girls protecting girls.
GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS
That’s so cute
When Sherlock tells Molly that not all the men she falls for are sociopaths, he is, for the first time, openly acknowledging AND accepting that Molly loves him.
He was stunned during Christmas in “Scandal”, but apologised and his being an arse was more of a highlight than the fact that he just publicly outed Molly’s feelings for him. And of course the “text” diverted further attention.
In Reichenbach, “You count” was HIS side of the equation, not hers.
Here, in TEH, in privacy, is the first time that he acknowledges HER feelings and isn’t flippant about it nor does he belittle her. He acknowledges that she may have moved on and leaves things unsaid. That is SUCH a growth for this character, and its so subtly conveyed. And for some reason, this is very important.