We're all mad here
draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
ron: shove off malfoy
draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train

theussenterprisencc1701:

budweiner:

barebackinq:

barebackinq:

im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao 

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This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie

#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

lupinedawn:

letsmakeourownfairytale:

#favourite harry potter headcanons

I just fell out of my damn chair these are fantastic

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

bibliophilicwitch:

thugmissus:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

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Someone didn’t get their letter

Aaaawkward!

outstealingashtrays:

fuck-it-up-then-die:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.

HEY BUT ACTUALLYThis applies to women too.Statistics aside, women can rape and harass and molest.Ladies, no means no.Gentlemen, no means no.Non-Binary folks, no means no.

outstealingashtrays:

fuck-it-up-then-die:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.

HEY BUT ACTUALLY
This applies to women too.
Statistics aside, women can rape and harass and molest.
Ladies, no means no.
Gentlemen, no means no.
Non-Binary folks, no means no.

leo-simmons:

youngbaebae:

luminous-lu:

fanficwriterghc:

youatemytailor:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

oh god you still haunt my dreams

That should not be as funny as it is.

Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!

omg

OH.
MY. 
GOD. 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

leo-simmons:

youngbaebae:

luminous-lu:

fanficwriterghc:

youatemytailor:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

oh god you still haunt my dreams

That should not be as funny as it is.

Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!

omg

OH.

MY. 

GOD. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

littletinyboy:

i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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sydney-a-belle:

Wow

loveisjustpoisoninmyviens:

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

That’s so cute

likingthistoomuch:

When Sherlock tells Molly that not all the men she falls for are sociopaths, he is, for the first time, openly acknowledging AND accepting that Molly loves him.
He was stunned during Christmas in “Scandal”, but apologised and his being an arse was more of a highlight than the fact that he just publicly outed Molly’s feelings for him. And of course the “text” diverted further attention.
In Reichenbach, “You count” was HIS side of the equation, not hers.
Here, in TEH, in privacy, is the first time that he acknowledges HER feelings and isn’t flippant about it nor does he belittle her. He acknowledges that she may have moved on and leaves things unsaid. That is SUCH a growth for this character, and its so subtly conveyed. And for some reason, this is very important. 

likingthistoomuch:

When Sherlock tells Molly that not all the men she falls for are sociopaths, he is, for the first time, openly acknowledging AND accepting that Molly loves him.

He was stunned during Christmas in “Scandal”, but apologised and his being an arse was more of a highlight than the fact that he just publicly outed Molly’s feelings for him. And of course the “text” diverted further attention.

In Reichenbach, “You count” was HIS side of the equation, not hers.

Here, in TEH, in privacy, is the first time that he acknowledges HER feelings and isn’t flippant about it nor does he belittle her. He acknowledges that she may have moved on and leaves things unsaid. That is SUCH a growth for this character, and its so subtly conveyed. And for some reason, this is very important. 

dynastylnoire:

onionhighonionandrenown:

jadethemerman:

BYE

You know what?  I don’t care if I’ve reblogged it before.  The fact that it exists is reason enough to reblog.

her face though. I am cackling